Friday, February 27, 2015

THE NATION'S BIGGEST PROBLEM

We all know what is wrong with our country.  We talk about it almost every minute of every day.  Our biggest problem is that we are not doing anything about it. 

Thursday, February 26, 2015

NICE GUY SHARPTON IN DEEP MANURE

Al Sharpton and cable giants Comcast and Time Warner are being sued  by the National Association of African-American Owned Media (NAAAOM) for discrimination. Comcast and Time Warner recently announced they were merging. The complaint charges that the companies effectively bought protection from Sharpton and other black advocacy groups against possible claims of racial discrimination.
  
So, Big Al is selling protection? 

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

WHY YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED



The number of immigrants who arrived in the United States since 2000, both legally and illegally, is nearly twice the number of new jobs created over that period.

Monday, February 23, 2015

GIULIANI, MCCAIN GANG UP ON BARACK

Rudy Giuliani has Obama has no love for America.  John McCain says, "I'm ashamed of my country, I'm ashamed of my president and ashamed of myself that I haven't done more to help these people, [the Ukranians]." 

The problem is not with Obama: the problem is with Giuliani and McCain.  They are to blame, because they had the temerity to speak out against Barack Hussein Obama.  They should be burned at the stake.  Maybe Obama can arrange for one of his I.S.I.S. buddies to take care of that matter.  

Obama is faultless; he is more pure than Buddha and more divine than God. 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

WAH, WAH, WAH

Illegals, Democrats and amnesty activists are up in arms over U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen's decision to issue a temporary restraining order against Hussein's illegal amnesty executive order.  Most news anchors covered the story as a being a sad day for illegal immigrants.  “Tomorrow was supposed to be a historic day for millions of illegal immigrants. They would be able to begin to apply for legal status under immigration reform that President Obama implemented by executive action over the objections of Congress, but a federal judge’s ruling has now put all of that on hold,” CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley lamented.  

Oh, those poor, mistreated illegal aliens: you can't blame them, you know; that's just not nice.  

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

J.V. TERRORISTS SLAUGHTER 66 MORE

I.S.I.S. terrorists have beheaded 21 Coptic Christians and burned 45 Iraqis to death.  According to the State Department, the root of the problem could be that there are not enough jobs for people, so they run off and join I.S.I.S.  After they butcher another 10,000 or so, maybe the job market will start opening up a tad.  

Washington intelligence officials have also said that we need to start getting used to it. 

So, it's our fault; we're to blame.  We need to start a jobs recruiting program for members of I.S.I.S. and we also need to quit whining about their barbarism.  Maybe you'd consider inviting one of these savages to dinner? 

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

TERRORISTS ARE REALLY OKAY GUYS

Just stop and think about it: As soon as they finish killing all of the Christians, Jews and other infidels, they'll stop.  Just be patient... like Obama.  (He's so cool.)  

Besides, we don't need to worry about them coming to the U.S.  Susan Rice says they don't pose any existential threat to us.  So... that settles it.  (She's so cool.)

Monday, February 16, 2015

ANGRY AMERICAN MUSLIMS

PATRIOT UPDATE reports that "as the White House prepares to host a three-day summit next week on countering violent extremism, many high-profile Muslim and religious groups argue that the administration’s efforts have unfairly singled out Muslims and the Islamic faith."  

Now, Obama has made it clear that the Muslims bear absolutely no blame for the epidemic of worldwide terrorism; it's those pesky "radical violent extremists."  

So, what gives with these Muslims?  Why are their bowels in an uproar?   

Friday, February 13, 2015

I.S.I.S. BANGS ON DOORS TO U.S. AIR FORCE BASE

I.S.I.S., widely proclaimed by the Obama regime to be "on the run" and a "JV Team" has taken total control of the town of Al-Baghdadi, just outside the key Al Asad Air Base, part of  which is being used by the Marines to train Iraqis.  The Pentagon is being very tight lipped about it. 

Also not making much news is the fact that U.S. Marines evacuating the American Embassy in Yemen were ordered by the U.S. State Department to turn their sidearms and rifles over to the local forces prior to leaving.  Marines are taught from day one never to give up their weapons to anyone under any circumstances.  The State Department has absolutely no authority to order the Marines to do anything; their orders come down the chain of command from Central Command, which is madder than a wet cat over the matter.  

How long do you think it is going to be before our Marines have had their fill of this applesauce and decide to invade the White House?  I hear through the grapevine that the Washington beer distributors are already refusing to deliver any more suds to the Rose Garden.  Do you think for one minute that Budweiser wants to be associated with the losing team on Pennsylvania Avenue? 

Is this what we have to look forward to during this "war" we're going to have? 

Thursday, February 12, 2015

YEMEN

Don't worry about that last bunch of terrorists we released from GITMO; we sent them to Yemen where they will be carefully controlled and monitored.  We trust Yemen because they are our primary ally in the war against I.S.I.S. 

And, don't ask why we closed our embassy there and got the hell out of Dodge... that's none of your business. 

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

TERRORISTS COULD BE CALMED

Last week during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing regarding GIMTO, Brian McKeon, the principal deputy undersecretary of defense for policy said “It is no coincidence that the recent ISIS videos showing the barbaric burning of a Jordanian pilot and the savage execution of a Japanese hostage each showed the victim clothed in an orange jumpsuit, believed by many to be the symbol of the Guantanamo detention facility.” 

It is therefore to be assumed that if they changed the color of the GITMO jumpsuits to green or blue, terrorism would stop.   

I've got a better idea: Why don't we start drug-testing members of the Obama regime? 

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

GALLUP CEO FEARS FOR LIFE

NEWSMAX is reporting that the Chief Executive Officer of the national polling firm Gallup is in fear of his life.  Jim Clifton has reported that the percent of full time jobs in this country as a percent of the adult population “is the worst it’s been in 30 years.”


After that report, Clifton has walked back his statement that the official unemployment rate being trumpeted by the White House, Wall Street and the media is a "big lie."  He's followed that up by saying: “I think that the number that comes out of BLS [Bureau of Labor Statistics] and the Department of Labor is very, very accurate. I need to make that very, very clear so that I don’t suddenly disappear. I need to make it home tonight.” 

Now, just what would make him think that the government might eliminate him for telling the truth?  I mean, they're not to blame for anything, are they? 



Sunday, February 08, 2015

Saturday, February 07, 2015

MEASLES: RUSH IS RIGHT

The first new cases of measles in this country came out in Southern California.  Southern California is just across the border from... Mexico.  Illegals crossing the border have not been vaccinated for measles.  

And our government wants you to believe that your child in Reno, Nevada got the measles because it was your fault. 

But, you can't say anything about that because... the illegals have amnesty. 

Friday, February 06, 2015

REMEMBER THE CHRISTIAN CRUSADES

Obama, in another pious diatribe preaching down to Americans, tried to make an excuse for the radical Muslims known as I.S.I.S. by pointing to the historic Christian Crusades and their atrocities in the name of Christ, as if to say we have no right to treat I.S.I.S. the way we are.  

In fact... If you are a Christian, you are to blame for I.S.I.S. 

He failed to mention that the Crusades started as a result of Muslims trying to kill Christians.  

It is time for another crusade. 

Thursday, February 05, 2015

IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING

Now that the "J.V." team is out there raising hell and butchering anyone and everyone, this is the perfect time for Barack Hussein to announce that he will veto any Congressional legislation to add funding to the Department of Defense unless Congress agrees to support his Executive Orders on illegal amnesty. 

Don't look at me like that... I didn't vote for him. 

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

4TH GRADE TERRORIST

From the ODESSA AMERICAN of Odessa, Texas: 
A Kermit parent said his fourth-grade student was suspended Friday for allegedly making a terroristic threat. 

His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” last weekend. His son brought a ring to his class at Kermit Elementary School and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear.

Steward said the principal said threats to another child’s safety would not be tolerated – whether magical or not. Principal Roxanne Greer declined to comment on the matter. 
Holy shit, Batman.  Roxanne will probably be the next Director of Homeland Security! 

And we put up with this flapdoodle. 

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

WHY?

Why didn't anyone in Congress have the temerity to ask Loretta Lynch if she would be willing to prosecute Eric Holder on his findings of  Contempt of Congress? 

Have we elected another bunch of Congressional Members who are all talk and no action? 

Monday, February 02, 2015

NO GUTS, NO GLORY

Do you wonder why the United States is in so much trouble internationally and in the Middle East in particular?  

Jordan said over the weekend that if I.S.I.S. kills its pilot, it will executive all I.S.I.S. prisoners.  

Can you imagine Obama having the guts to say something like that?  It'll be a cold day in Kenya before that happens.