Plaster of Paris Might Have Helped

Contrary to what the media would have me believe, 'twasn't MY fault that Paris ended up in jail. I never even participated in one of her movies. I wasn't up to it.

We're Only Citizens; THEY are the Aristocracy

After all of the D.C. shucking and ducking over this illegal alien issue, you'd think that WE were to blame. We, the citizens of this country are to blame because we want those guys in Washington to follow their own damned laws and keep illegal aliens out.

Oh well, they let Paris off, didn't they?

But, would they let you or me off?

Don't you think it's time we got the message?

Yep. We're only citizens. THEY are the Aristocracy.