ILLEGAL ALIENS: Congress IS to Blame

Who makes the laws? Who doesn't provide enough money to enforce the laws?

The American Legion has a five-point program to deal with the situation:
(1) Secure the borders and coastline points of entry; All Congress has ever had to do was to adequately fund the Border Patrol and Coast Guard.
(2) Remove the jobs magnet by imposing and enforcing heavy employer sanctions; Cut the crap and quit cow-towing to big business interests
(3) Eliminate most social service benefits for illegal immigrants; Quitcher whining, if they are here illegally the only thing they are really entitled to from us is a cold jail cell.
(4) Attrition through enforcement; Any illegal caught in the country must be dealt with swiftly
(5) Effective screening and tracking of ALL foreign visitors to the United States; and giving everyone a national I.D. chip implant is NOT the answer

Congress created this problem by refusing to deal with it. If they refuse to deal with it, then I vote that we abolish our Constitution and our system of government and that we enter the golden era of anarchy.

The plain fact is that OUR CONGRESS HAS SPENT MORE TIME DEALING WITH THE SPOTTED OWL THAN THEY HAVE WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

Plaster of Paris Might Have Helped

Contrary to what the media would have me believe, 'twasn't MY fault that Paris ended up in jail. I never even participated in one of her movies. I wasn't up to it.

We're Only Citizens; THEY are the Aristocracy

After all of the D.C. shucking and ducking over this illegal alien issue, you'd think that WE were to blame. We, the citizens of this country are to blame because we want those guys in Washington to follow their own damned laws and keep illegal aliens out.

Oh well, they let Paris off, didn't they?

But, would they let you or me off?

Don't you think it's time we got the message?

Yep. We're only citizens. THEY are the Aristocracy.

He DIDN'T Do It!

Well, technically, he may have done it. But, he was rejected by two women. He'd been interviewed by police a year or so earlier for suicidal tendencies, and let loose. His roomates noticed that he was acting peculiar, but they didn't do anything about it.

Somehow, inspite of his past interviews by police, he got his hands on two semi-automatic pistols, piles of ammo, and several ammo clips.

So, technically, maybe he did it. But, the real people responsible were the two women, the police, his roomates, and the gun salesman. Since all of those Virginia Tech people died..... The REAL responsible people should be executed for their part in the crime. After all, when you get right down to it... He was NOT to blame. They were.

Screw The British

Let the Iranians dehead them. It's not our fault and, besides, we need to have some nice friendly dialogue and with the Iranians to ask them, politely, to stop supporting the insurgents in Iraq. Maybe over tea?

We Are NOT to Blame

We did NOT kill 3,000 innocent American citizens on September 11, 2001.

Lake Davis Pike Eradication

They'll never learn and they belong in jail. For seemingly countless years, the California Department of Fish and Game has been insisting that they have the right answers to eradicate the predatory, non-native Northern Pike from pristine Lake Davis north of Portola.

In 1997, CDF&G poisoned the lake, promising the nearby commnunity that it would be harmless to their water supply. The theory was that they could restock the lake with more desirable trout after the poisoning. The drinking water, however, became so tainted that they had to brong in bottled water for months, and the local economy almost totally dried up.

The hated Northern Pike, however, survived.

Now, CDF&G is at it again. This time, they're careful not to talk about several prior attempts to get rid of the pike, and they're again promising that the drinking water supply will be fine. "It's imperative this eradication project quickly moves forward."

Imperative. Emergency. Safe.

'ts Not Our Fault That We Have Bad Management Again!

It's THEIR fault, those guys who didn't vote, that we have poor representatives in Washington again.

That's correct! If the people who didn't vote had voted, the outcomes could have been different!

Therefore, it's not our fault that we voted in a fresh new set of idiots who don't seem to care about what we really want!

SOOOO there! We're not to blame!