CUBA WANTS U.S. TO PAY DAMAGES

Cuba wants the United States to reimburse it for damages created by our decades-long embargo against them, and... they want Guantanamo back.  If we don't agree, they say, this Obama resumption of relations is a dead deal from the git-go.  

So there it is: Obama now has the perfect excuse to close Gitmo and jack our taxes up.  

If we let this fly, we have nobody to blame but ourselves. 

MUSLIM INVASION

Without fanfare, hundreds of thousands of Muslims have been migrating to the United States.  Estimates are that over 7 million of them are already here.   

Now, this fact must be seriously considered.  After World Ware II, France was almost begging Muslims to move there to bolster their labor forces.  The problem is that now France is infested with with a huge internal terrorism organization.  

You have to ask yourselves: With the leader of I.S.I.S. shouting from the rooftops that now is the time for all Muslims to destroy the American infidels, how can we consider ourselves to be safe... even in our own homes? 

Obama would jump up and down and angrily, defiantly claim that America is the melting pot of the world.  Well the fact is, the Irish, the French, the Spaniards, the Puerto Ricans.... none of those guys came here with the thought of ultimately participating in the destruction of our country. 

MICHELLE, MICHELLE

By now you have certainly heard that CGI Federal, a Canadian computer software firm, has an enormous contract to redesign the I.R.S. website.  You may recall that CGI blew $680 million of your money building the ObamaCare website that turned out to be a total, total disaster.  Not only had CGI already been in trouble with Canadian authorities over work it had done for them, but they also had serious problems in contracts with Vermont and Massachusetts. 

So, why did the I.R.S. give them this big contract?  Well, they say that CGI did satisfactory work for them on a prior occasion.  But, given the public knowledge and exasperation with the ObamaCare website, wouldn't you really want to steer clear of them? 

But, as there is in most issues regarding this administration, there's a wild card.  Remember that Toni Townes-Whitley, a senior vice president at CGI, went to Princeton and was a classmate of...... Michelle Obama's?   

Bye, bye now. 

WASHINGTON D.C.SUCCUMBING TO PAPERWORK

Report on this, report on that: NEWSMAX MAGAZINE reports that Congress requires over 4,300 written reports from various agencies to be delivered to The Hill every year; there is even a report on how many reports have been reported as required.  Report, report, report... and that's just to Congress.  There are also reports to the White House, reports to various agency hierarchies, reports to the Supreme Court and reports to the news media.   

Most of these reports never the see the light of day; they arrive in some Congressional Committee office and get relegated to the closet where they remain until some officeholder either dies or loses an election; they are then presumably copied to some data file, shredded and incinerated.  No wonder the country is choking in smog.  

How about an annual report on the exact number of acres of land are used for peanut farming, probably a holdover report from the Carter era?  How about a report on the number of dog and cat pelts crossing the border each year?  Probably the only report that is not generated or maintained is the one about how many times Members of Congress not only screwed the American public, but nailed a Congressional Page as well.  

One of these days, someone will send in a one-page report and Washington will sink into the Potomac, never to be seen again.  I'm not kidding; it would not be the first time such a thing has happened.  Remember Atlantis?  Yes... we finally know who to blame for that. 

DOCTORS FLEEING HEALTHCARE EXCHANGES

Over 225,000 medical doctors will not participate in ObamaCare pans this year, not to mention other healthcare professionals.  Why are they leaving? (1) Low reimbursement rates and (2) the possibility they may not be paid at all for services rendered are the two primary reasons.  


You can blame Obama, Pelosi, Sebelius or Gruber... the end result is that ObamaCare is the single worst piece of legislation ever shoved up America's collective rear end.  Period.  

ABOUT THOSE BALLS

According to what the coach says, and it makes sense to me, footballs proposed by a team to be used in an NFL game are first presented to the officials for inspection and approval.  They are then put in the official's locker room until game time, when they go onto the field.  

Now then, during a playoff game, there are dozens of television cameras and thousands of spectator video cams and cell phone cameras in the stadium aimed at anything and everything.  So, has anyone come forward with a picture of a Patriot team member or staff member sticking a needle into a football on the sidelines?  

Well, if the answer to that is "no," and the balls were found to be deflated after the game, then are we going to blame the umpires? 

Maybe Bush did it.  

THE PESTILENCE OF THE DEMOCRATS

Elizabeth Warren is not going to run for president.  Joe Biden is not likely to run.  So, the Democrats are "stuck" with Hillary Clinton.  

Isn't it astonishing to realize that the party which is so elite, so on top of things, so magnanimous... can only come up with Hillary Clinton as a candidate for president of the United States?  

I guess there is truth to the adage: "You reap what you sow." 

YEMEN

Hussein released five senior terrorists from Guantanamo last week; they were sent back to Yemen, from whence they came. 

Yesterday, the news that the government of Yemen was about to collapse in a coup and that terrorists had taken control of the palace there, reached the U.S.  One would wonder of these two events were related to each other in any way. 

Whatever the answer might be, don't blame Hussein. 

BLAME THE FRENCH

So the French, Belgians and Brits have been out there investigating, capturing and interrogating terrorists.  They say they are going to use the information obtained to locate more terrorist cells and destroy evil plots.  You don't suppose those heathens have been using water-boarding in their interrogations, do you?  Holy crap!

I would venture to guess that they in fact have not been water-boarding; they are probably using much more productive methods of getting answers. Only the Lord knows what methods the Russians, Chinese or Iranians might use if they wanted information. 

If you listen to the element in the U.S. who stands up against water-boarding, you have to ask yourself why we use such big bullets?  Big bullets are more likely to hurt and... gasp... even kill!!!  God forbid we use tanks, canons, drones and bombs.  After all, when I.S.I.S. comes to America and starts its vicious war here, when the body count gets into the tens of thousands and blood runs in the streets, we do want to be able to say that we've been politically correct, don't we? 

PERTINENT QUESTON

WHAT DO  YOU THINK THE VIEW OF 

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

WOULD BE OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?

I.R.S. CHIEF: RESTORE OUR BUDGET OR ELSE!

John Koskinen, head of the I.R.S. is warning that budget cuts to the agency will cause delayed refunds, more identity theft, long wait times for help and a possible shut down of the agency. 

Gosh, maybe he should cut bonuses?  Maybe he should collect some of those back taxes his agents owe?  I don't know what it is about this guy, but every time I see his picture I get visions of Nazi Storm Troopers interrogating prisoners.  

I mean... don't you feel like you've got a gun to your head?   Why doesn't Congress do something about that?  Oh, that's right, you can't blame those guys because we have a new Congress. 

AND NOW WE HAVE...

A Muslim on the House Intelligence Committee, thanks to that wonderful doll, Nancy Pelosi. 

That's correct: Nancy is appointing Andre Carson to the highly secret committee.  The next thing you know, Obama will be putting Ahmad Ahmadinejad on the National Security Council. 

Is there no limit to the insanity of these bastards? 

THE NOT-SO FICKLE FINGER OF BLAME

It is said by reliable sources that Obama was too engrossed in watching the NFL Playoff games Sunday to attend the rally in Paris.  Certainly, given the politics of his time, he would not want to be upstaged by Biden, Kerry or Holder attending, so he ordered them all to stay away.  

What an arrogant, selfish, uncaring miscreant we allow to be in the White House.  

We, the people, have no one to blame but ourselves. 

"QUIBBLING"

Secretary of State John Kerry said Monday that those criticizing the absence of top U.S. officials at the unity rally in Paris Sunday are "quibbling" and that it doesn't signify a lack of concern over the shooting at the French newspaper last week.  "We have offered from the first moment our intel, our law enforcement and all of our efforts. And I really think that you know this is sort of quibbling a little bit in the sense that our Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland was there and marched, our ambassador was there and marched, many people from the embassy were there and marched." 

He could have added his true feelings: "And piss on those who died and their families.  And to hell with showing I.S.I.S. and the rest of the world that we stand united with France and the other countries against these horrible acts of terrorism."  Do you suppose when his wife dies, he'll send his secretary to attend the funeral?  

We're to blame for our rotten image in the rest of the world and it's  the fault of ignorant imbeciles like Kerry and Obama, who was busy watching the NFL Playoffs.  No, Reverend Wright, it's not "God Damn America," its "God Damn Hussein and Kerry."  

But, Hussein is going to take strong action: he's called for a special meeting next month to talk about it.  

Shame on both of them.  

RUSSIA THREATENS NUCLEAR WAR

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev says European nation confrontation with Russia over the Ukraine could lead to the use of nuclear weapons.  "We won't survive the coming years if someone loses their nerve in this overheated situation," added Gorbachev, 83. "This is not something I'm saying thoughtlessly. I am extremely concerned."  He warned against Western intervention in the Ukraine crisis. 

Do you think for one minute that the Russians would be running around saying such things if Reagan were President?  Or even one of the Bushes?  

Our "president" already has the world at the brink of war.  And we are to blame for allowing this decline of American power and influence to continue.   

ABOUT THOSE MOSQUES...

Congressman Peter King told NEWSMAX TV that the horrific slaughter of 12 people by masked Islamic extremists in Paris should serve as a "wake-up call" to Americans: law enforcement must be allowed to gather intelligence in mosques or to face similar attacks.  "What we saw in Paris is we have to be on guard completely. Two years ago, the president was telling us that al-Qaeda was on the run and how strong of a position we were in. The fact is, in many ways, it's more dangerous than ever."

Any law enforcement officer involved in protecting our country from acts of terrorism will tell you that mosques are standard meeting places for radical terrorists; peaceful Muslims are afraid to report such activity because they do not want their heads lopped off anymore than we do.  The left-wing liberals and the White House are quick to say that investigations into mosques is blatant racial profiling and must be prevented at all costs.   

I'm sorry, but the first time one of these mosques produces a radical cell that wreaks havoc in our country, those same left-wingers will be blaming the cops and intelligence officials for not doing their jobs.  I don't give a damn if it is politically correct or not; I don't want to see another 9/11 or a Paris shooting in our country and we owe it to ourselves and our children to do whatever is necessary to prevent it. 

EARTHQUAKES RATTLE TEXAS

At least nine measurable earthquakes have rattled Irving, Texas in a 24-hour period.  Texans are not certain whether they should blame Chris Christie or the destruction of Texas Stadium. 

CALIFORNIA'S $68 BILLION FIASCO

Although it turns out that the proposed bullet train from Los Angeles to San Francisco will not meet the specifications heralded in the proposition when it was presented to taxpayers for approval in 2008, California's Governor Jerry Brown is going ahead with the project... the most expensive public works project in American history. 

The project is already 13 years behind schedule and costing billions of dollars more than originally predicted.  They said the train would get passengers from L.A. to San Francisco in two hours and forty minutes; but they are now talking four or more hours.  Odds are, you'll be able to drive the trip in less time and at a lower cost.  

Thank God, they say, that Californian's won't have to pay for it, because the job is being done with federal dollars.  Now, who's to blame for that? 

MORE ON THE SEARCH FOR MISSING I.R.S. EMAILS

Arizona Highway cameras have picked up what appears to be a pack of large animals on the side of a highway, fueling speculation that Sasquatch has finally been caught on film again.  

https://gma.yahoo.com/mysterious-beasts-spotted-arizona-highway-cameras-220315455--abc-news-topstories.html

They appear to be looking for something in the snow... probably those missing Lois Lerner emails.  They need to be reported ASAP so we can get them onto the tax roles...

CHICKEN EGG PRICES TO SKYROCKET

There's a new law in California: if you're raising chickens, you have to give them their space.  That's correct; chickens have rights.  California law now requires chicken farmers to house hens in cages with enough space to move around and stretch their wings and legs. The new standard backed by animal rights advocates has drawn ire nationwide because farmers in Iowa, Ohio and other states who sell eggs in California have to abide by the same requirements.  To comply, farmers have to put fewer hens into each cage or invest in revamped henhouses, passing along the expense to consumers.  

Now, what happens if you put your chickens on a special food and they gain weight?  What happens when all of your chickens come home to roost?  The next thing you know, these idiots are going to say we have to quit harvesting eggs because that's cruelty to hens.  

Absurdity reigns, and we're to blame.  Now, the whole country is going to be walking on eggshells.