Friday, August 17, 2018

SAN FRANCISCO FINALLY DECIDES TO CLEAN UP ITS SHIT

After months of declining tourist and convention revenues, San Francisco has decided it doesn't wish to be the butt (so to speak) of any more late-night jokes; it is hiring a crew to go around and clean up human feces from the sidewalks, gutters and parking lots of The City.  Nothing has yet been decided about the stench of urine or the yellowing, sticky storefronts.  

Sing along with Tony Bennett and me: "I left my poop... in San Francisco..."  


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