PUMPKINS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Can you believe that headline?  It's enough to force me into the cider jug.  

Pumpkins, according to the Department of Energy’s website, contribute to global warming by decomposing into methane, a harmful greenhouse gas the federal government says is 20 times as scary as carbon dioxide.  

Jack asses also produce methane, and I think we have way too many of them in Washington. 

JLACMDENSS MADNESS

A $175 million helium-filled balloon, known as a Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Elevated Netted Sensor System, detached from its mooring at Aberdeen, Maryland, shortly before noon. The balloon is nearly as long as a football field and was dragging a 6,000-foot-long cable, which knocked out power in some areas. The cable was electrified and evidently part of the balloon's antenna system.  It was eventually brought down in Pennsylvania.  

Here's the rest of the story.  The balloon was designed as part of a national missile defense system costing multi-billions of dollars, but it does not work.  The Army sought to kill the project in 2010, but was overruled by the Pentagon.  Ash Carter says similar balloon were deployed in Afghanistan and they have a history of breaking loose from their moorings in bad weather and wreaking havoc, which I guess, is why they installed one in Maryland.  

And we pay those guys? 

I.S.I.S. SCUM BRUTALLY MURDERS THREE

ISIS tied three enemies to the pillars of Palmyra and then blew them up.  

Score another one for Obama's "JV Team."  

 

HILLARY DISSES V.A. CRISIS

Hillary Clinton says the V.A. crisis isn't all that big of a deal and that the problem is largely being manufactured in the minds of Republicans.  She blames the Republicans for using the issue as part of an "ideological agenda" and accused the GOP of wanting the V.A. to "fail."  

Well, I'm a veteran and I am offended.  This women has a history of mistreating the military wherever she goes.  She's worse, in my book, than Jane Fonda.  

How anybody in their right mind can consider this "woman" to be a viable candidate for president is beyond me.  She's a liar, a fabricator, a manipulator of the worst kind.  How can anyone possibly look up to that?  

We've already had almost eight years of this type of thinking at the helm of our country.   Why should we want more?  

She's white trash, pure and simple.  
 

BESERKO OBAMA

Just in case you missed it during all of the fanfare and fuss over the Clinton Benghazi hearings, El Presidente Beserko Obama vetoed the defense spending bill last week.  This puts funding for our national security in jeopardy at a time when our national security has never been on thinner ice.  

But, then again.... Obama says that the greatest threat to our national security is global warming.  

The main reason he vetoed the bi-partisan legislation?   It gives him no money with which to close Guantanamo.  Now just look at it this way: If George Bush hadn't started the terrorist prison at Gitmo, we wouldn't be in this predicament.  

You got it right: It's still "Blame Bush."  

OBAMACARE'S LATEST DISASTER

Preventative healthcare is the latest in a long string of potentially deadly consequences of the "Affordable" Care Act.  The rising costs of co-payments and deductibles, combined with declining income, is forcing countless tens of thousands of people to simply quit seeing their doctor... unless it is an emergency.  That, it turn, is increasing the costs of treatment, because what is being treated is much more serious than it would have been had a patient been able to afford to see a doctor earlier.  

Right now, according to a recent study, 1/3 of Americans are skipping medical care in order to avoid the high costs.  That's over 100 million people.  

In addition, billions of taxpayer dollars has been spent to help states create their own health exchanges, and those exchanges are folding faster than flies dropping on a cold day.  What a waste!!!

And no one in either political party in Washington seems to give a damn.    

ANOTHER N.Y. COP KILLED; BLAME OBAMA

Another cop, Randolph Holder has been killed in New York City.  The accused killer, Tyrone Howard, is a hardened criminal who ever the liberal Mayor DeBlasio says should not have been on the streets.  Howard already had numerous prior convictions for drug-related offenses and was wanted for a September shooting when police say he shot and killed Holder.  He had recently been released from prison on a "diversion" program.  

The prisons are too crowded, says Obama, and we're in the process of releasing 6,000 more prisoners by the end of the month.  And no Americans should be allowed to own guns in order to defend themselves. 

OBAMA RANT ON SANCTUARY CITIES

American Dictator Barack Hussein Obama said yesterday that he will veto any legislation that would crack down on so-called sanctuary cities by withholding funding to local governments that don't cooperate with federal immigration officials.  

"Sanctuary cities and the associated violent crimes by illegal immigrants are reaching a critical point, and we cannot wait any longer to take action to protect Americans here at home," sponsor Sen. David Vitter, R-La., said in a statement.  

Calling it the "Donald Trump Act," the White House says it will allow state and local governments to arrest and detain suspected illegal aliens and that would interfere with the White House agenda.  

Vitter urged colleagues to "remember Kate Steinle's vicious murder and the tens of thousands of crimes committed by illegal immigrants within our borders." 

Obviously, Obama doesn't give a damn about Kate Steinle or anyone else who dies as a result of his illegal acts. Neither do the rest of the Democrats who voted in the Senate to block any attempt to rein in the illegal sanctuary cities. 

ANOTHER DISGUSTING COP KILLING

60-year-old Steven Martin Sandberg of the Aitkin County Sheriff's Department in Minnesota was killed early Sunday when an injured suspect grabbed the deputy's gun and killed him, while the suspect was recovering from injuries t a local hospital.  The suspect was subdued by two hospital security guards with the help of another Aitkin County deputy, who had just arrived to relieve Sandberg.  

Once again, a thug has killed a cop.  

And once again, the nations Chief Cop, Barack Hussein Obama, has failed to speak out against this continuing onslaught against our nation's law enforcement officers.  Well, Barack, if you're not going to be part of the solution to this outrageous trend, you ARE part of the problem and you are one very sick and ugly S.O.B.    

WE NEED ANOTHER 9/11

The White House admits that Iran violated the rules when they recently test-fired a long-range missile.  Despite the likely violation, the White House believes the Iranian regime will uphold its obligations to the recently made nuclear agreement.

Obviously, Americans don't care, or they'd be raising holy hell about it.  

I'm beginning to believe that the only thing that will shock this country into reality is another 9/11.  And the way things are going, that day might well be just around the corner. 

OIL PRICES SET TO SOAR

Let's see if we can keep all of this straight.

Iran is our enemy, but we just gave them their pathway to nukes.  Iraq is our friend, but they take orders from Iran.  Syria is our enemy, but Syrian rebels are our friends.  Cubans our now our friends because we just established diplomatic relations with them.  Russia is our enemy and they are helping Syria against the rebels.  The Cubans are helping Russia.  The Saudi Arabians are our friends, but they're angry with us because we signed the "deal" with Iran.  

Obama is the Nobel Peace Prize winner who has essentially handed the Middle East to Russia on a silver platter.  Maybe that's what he was referring to when he whispered to Putin before the 1012 election that he's have to wait until after the election to accommodate Putin's wishes whatever they were.  

In any event, who has all of the oil and natural gas in the world?  Russia, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Cuba.  

Cuba?  

Well, since we're not issuing any more oil leases in the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean, Russia is supporting Cuban drilling there.  In the meanwhile, Obama has killed the Keystone Pipeline and virtually all oil exploration.  

Enjoy the low gas prices while you can.  

Blame Bush.  

THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATES MADE ONE THING CLEAR

If you vote for any one of them, you're voting for four more years of Obama Marxist Socialism.  

Do you want to be to blame for that?   
 

CHANGE YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IN

IT USED TO BE SAID

"THESE COLORS NEVER RUN"

UNTIL OBAMA GAVE US 

"CHANGE"

SENIORS GET THE SHAFT

The government is blaming falling gas prices for no increase in social security benefits next year.  

The fact is, on a percentage basis fewer seniors travel than other age groups, due to infirmities associated with the aging process and the onset of disabling diseases and surgeries.  The fact is, food prices are skyrocketing, but they are not included as a basis for a COLA adjustment.   

So, it appears that the seniors need to kiss up to the oil companies to get them to jack up gas prices so that seniors can meet daily living expenses. 

YOU WANT TO RAISE TAXES???

The number of people out of jobs in this country is higher than since the Great Depression.  Average annual income has taken another hit.  Insurance premiums, thanks to ObamaCare, have skyrocketed.  The cost of food has gone out of sight.  The size of government is at an all-time high and they are generating oppressive regulations as fast as they can type.  The National Debt is approaching $19 trillion and government spending has not been cut one louzy dime.  

Now, they're talking about raising taxes.  

Who are they going to blame when 300 million Americans march on the streets of Washington and literally, physically throw their sorry behinds out?  

MCCARTHY'S DEMISE

Rep. Kevin McCarthy withdrew from the race to become House Speaker yesterday, saying simply that it was "not my time."  

You're damned right it wasn't his time.  He literally threw the House Select Committee on Benghazi and the entire Republican Party under the bus when he charged that the Committee was nothing but a political weapon for sidetracking Hillary Clinton.  H's just one more in a long string of reasons why the Republican Party has become totally dysfunctional.  

Bye bye, now. 

RUSSIA, USA: CAT & MOUSE GAMES OVER SYRIA

Obama and Carter are nervoudly wringing their hands while Russian planes have taken to shadowing U.S. drones over Syria in an obvious move at intimidation.  In the meanwhile, top former U.S. generals agree that the Russian base in Syria went under construction several months ago in a huge building program designed to house a formidable military; it appears this is no way U.S. intelligence resources were not aware of it, and that Obama therefore covered the fact up.  

And this news comes amid allegations that renegade arms dealers have been trying to sell nuclear arms components to ISIS. 

With this so-called president in charge, our country's security is obviously in deep shit.  There's no other way I can put it. 

OBAMA TOLD TO STAY AWAY FROM UMPQUA

President Barack Hussein Obama has announced plans to go to Roseburg and visit with families of the Umpqua College shootings.  David Jaques, the publisher of the conservative ROSEBURG BEACON, says that most folks there do not want Obama to set foot in their town.  "He wants to come to our community to stand on the corpses of our loved ones to make some kind of a political point and it isn’t going to be well-received,” Jaques said.  

I wonder who Obama is going to blame for that response.  The NRA?  Bush?  

On second thought, who in hell gives a damn what he thinks? 

AMTRAK DERAILMENT: BLAME GUNS

And why not blame guns?  Guns are to blame for everything these days.  

I'd be willing to bet my bottom dollar that at least one of those passengers or crew was carrying a pistol when the wreck happened. 

CHRISTIANS ARE TO BLAME FOR OREGON SHOOTING

The gunman in Umpqua killed only Christians.  It is obvious that he hated Christians for one reason or another.  Therefore, the Christians are to blame for the shootings.  

 

JUST EIGHT MINUTES

That's how long most involved say it took for emergency responders to reach the Umpqua College Campus after the first shots rang out... just eight minutes.  

Actually, considering the small town where the college is located, eight minutes is a very short time; I give them a great deal of credit for that.  But, when you walk into a room through the only entrance and exit to that room, when everyone in that room is attentive to their teacher and subject matter at hand, where you can launch an attack from a position of total surprise and where you control entry or exit through the door where you stand... how many shots can you fire from a semi-automatic weapon in "just eight minutes" and how many people can you kill or seriously injure in the process?  

If that had been me standing in the doorway with a gun in my hand, I can guarantee you that everyone in that room would have been dead, and I'd already be in the hallway or in the next classroom, shooting more victims.  

So, how do you stop someone under those circumstances?  How do you successfully limit the amount of time during which the shooter and fire, the ammo he has available, the ability to pull the trigger... unless you have a weapon yourself?  

And therein lies the proof that the propaganda of the gun control freaks is one big lie.  Last weekend, in Chicago, a city where gun control is the strictest in the nation, 14 people were killed.  But in cities where gun control is the loosest and where citizens can obtain concealed weapons permits with little hassle, violent crime has been continuously decreasing over the past 20 years.  

Those are the undeniable facts, and all you are accomplishing by asking law-abiding citizens to give up their guns is to make sitting ducks out of them, just like the kids were in that classroom.  

Don't be to blame; don't buy into these lies and deceptions.  If you are serious about reducing gun violence in this country, (1) buy a gun and learn how to use it, (2) obtain a concealed weapons permit and learn about defensive shooting, (3) carry your weapon with you wherever you go and (4) form a committee to investigate the real causes of violent behavior in our society.  

THE "AXIS OF EVIL" REEMERGES

On Jan. 29, 2002, in his State of the Union address, President George W. Bush branded Iran and its "terrorist allies" as part of "an axis of evil," arming themselves to threaten the peace of the world.  Included in his definition of the "Axis" were Iraq and North Korea, because all three were actively pursuing "weapons of mass destruction," including nuclear arms.  

Today, over thirteen years later and after thousands of American lives were lost in the Middle East during the aftermath of 9/11, North Korea has nukes, Iran has been given the green light to get nukes, and Russia and Syria have joined the Axis with the likely intention of turning Iraq into its former power and influence among terrorist nations.  

And Obama is running around with a huge smile on his face, incessantly patting himself on the back for getting us out of Iraq and Afghanistan, while our impotent Congress wrings its wrists and disperses empty words of hot air.  

My fellow Americans, this all happened on our watch.  

BLAME MCCAIN

So, the illustrious Viet Nam War Veteran and Arizona Senator takes to the Congressional podium and starts whining about what Obama is doing to the country and how the Russians are now in charge of the Middle East.  

He blames Obama.  

We here's what I have to say about that:  John McCain and the Republicans are in control of both Houses of Congress; yet, they let the renegade president do whatever he wants.  They let him give nuclear weapons to Iran.  Now, they're standing idly by... whining... while Obama gives the entire Middle East to Russia.  

Save your empty words for our veterans who died there, Mr. McCain... we're sick and tired of listening to them.  What you, your Republican do-nothings and your close personal friend, Barack, have done to this country is well beyond unforgivable, disgraceful and un-American.