Both Hillary Clinton and Kathy Griffin are down in the dumps; it's going to be a totally rotten Thanksgiving for them because they are both unemployed... and it's Donald Trump's fault.
In Hillary's case, she got outsmarted by her own scheming. She trusted those dirty rotten Russians from the day she pressed the "reset" button with them, to the day she connived to sell them a bunch of our uranium and enrich her "foundation" coffers, to the deals which made with them to help her out in the 2016 presidential elections. With their help and her newly-found millions socked away in that "foundation," she was absolutely certain she would win, but she evidently didn't buy off all of the right people.
So, Hillary didn't win and now nobody wants anything to do with her. Just mention her name in the top echelon of the Democrat Party and everyone in the room scrambles to crawl under the carpet.
As for Kathy, her career in the comedy business was lackluster at best, so she decided to play a prank on Donald Trump and gain some notoriety in the process. She made this phony Trump head depicting him as being beheaded and then trotted it out for the whole world to see, dripping blood and everything. The public was repulsed, she said it was all meant to be a joke, venues started to cancel her appearances, she admitted it was a mistake and then said it was not a mistake and... well, the whole incident has morphed into being Trump's fault; he's the real asshole of the day. That all being said, now she can't buy her way into a stage anywhere in the country and she's... penniless.
Both Hillary and Kathy are peas of the same pod and would be quick to claim that no woman has ever suffered the trauma dumped down on them like the ruthless and cruel Trump crap has been.
And so it is... The Donald is giving them both The Bird for Thanksgiving this year.
Wah.
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