Wednesday, August 05, 2009

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF: The Place of Birth Issue

Now that he's firmly entrenched in the White House, and now that he has his new "shadow government" in place, what would happen if.... just if, by some long-shot extreme possibility... someone was able to prove that Barrack Hussein Obama is not a natural United States citizen? What then?

Well, the first question to come to my mind is... Would we therefore remove him, or would we ignore our Constitutional requirement that the President be a natural born citizen?

That's a major question. It has more import than you can possibly imagine. The answer, whatever it might be, could lead to another civil war. It could lead to insurrection, rioting, anarchy. Would we bow to that fear, or would we as a nation step up and remove him from office. And, if we tried, how would the Supreme Court rule?

Now, let's presume that we were to pull this off, and to remove him. Who would we blame... who would we prosecute for allowing it to happen in the first place?

The next major question would be... who will be his replacement, the next President of the United States? Joe Biden? Well, if Obama had not been able to run because he didn't qualify, then Biden may not have been Vice President. Hillary or John would have been President and I don't believe that either one of them would have had Joe has his/her running mate.

Okay, this is getting awfully sticky, isn't it? You know and I know that the Republicans will raise Holy Hell if Joe
Biden steps in as President. Naturally, this issue will be back to the Supreme Court.

Well, pal, we haven't even tackled the issue of whether or not Obama's signature on bills passed by Congress would be valid, yet. And, would he be billed for his many apology trips overseas? That eventuality would most certainly set "economic stimulus" back on it's fanny.

You can see that, should some posterior opening prove that Obama cannot be President because he was born in Nigeria or..... By the way, don't 90% of the modern day scams originate in Nigeria? Anywho... This is going to be one major hassle. People clinging on to their Bibles and guns will definitely be in the way of things.

Still, the biggest problem of all would be... Who do we really blame? Americans inherently must blame someone else for their problems. You can't blame me, because I was shouting the dangers at the top of my lungs back in August, September and October of 2008. You can't blame the Republicans, because they were all running around with their male sex organs, (commonly referred to as "peckers") hanging out for Sarah Palin and their brain gears had moved from "idle" to "reverse." And that statement is NOT against Sarah; I happen to think she's probably what this country needs right now, someone refreshingly honest and straightforward. But, she's also very good looking and appealing and I never saw a male Republican who didn't have a bulge behind his zipper in the last 60 days before the election. How shallow they really are.

So, who ARE you going to blame? Did your butt ever get into the voting booth? And if the chips were now down, what would you do?

Sorry if I've caused you to lose a lot of sleep.


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