IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL

Frustrated at their own lack of credibility and accomplishment, the left-wing Congressional Democrats have decided to throw down the gauntlet and to put Trump in his place.  

For months now, the Dimms have been rabidly complaining that James Comey was the most rotten son-of-a-bitch on the face of the earth; it was he, and he only, (except for some wayward Russians), who brought down the Clinton candidacy.  They demanded that Comey not only be fired, but that he be hung by his toenails in the lobby of the U.S. Senate... a hanging to be presided over by Chuck the Schmuck Schumer, of course.  

Well, the day came and Trump finally fired Comey.  Overnight... literally spinning on a dime... the Dimms decided to air their insecurities out for the world to see; they came to Comey's defense, claiming he was unjustly fired, he was a nice guy, and that Trump was an asshole for firing him.  

But, that's not all the Democrats have had to say.  Their own impotencies have now gotten the best of them.  Rising to the occasion in outrageous indignation, they have demanded that a special independent prosecutor be named to investigate the "Russian-Trump Connection."  Never mind the fact that the nation's intelligence agencies, led by  both Obama-appointed and Trump-appointed holier-than-thous, have unanimously concluded for months now, that there never has been such a "connection." 

No... set that useless fact aside; it's in the way of things.  Chuck the Schmuck and his Dimwit Democrats are singing a new song: "It'll be a cold day in hell before we approve the next Director of the FBI unless Trump agrees to an independent prosecutor.  Period.  We'll show him a thing or two."  

And that's the way it should be because, after all is said and done, we all know for a fact that the Democrats have never, ever been to blame for doing anything wrong.  And, that's a BIG period.