MILLIONS TO DIE

The new American Health Care Act just passed by the House and sent to the Senate will cause thousands of bankruptcies by creating higher costs for customers with preexisting medical conditions and cuts to Medicaid expansion, resulting in tens of millions of people no longer being able to afford insurance.  

Rep. David Cicilline, D-R.I., argued Thursday on the House floor before the vote that tens of thousands of Americans will die if this bill passes.  “That's a fact," he warned.  

Funeral homes will be overloaded with business, cemeteries will run out of plots, bodies will lay in the streets and a horrible plague will infest Americans.  Locusts will swarm, grasshoppers will devour the wheat fields and wild boars will mow down the forests.  Rivers will run dry, global temperatures will soar, the ice caps will melt, floods will ravage the earth and the bluebird of happiness will never sing again.

So saith the Democrats, and so it shall be.  

Yip... That's a fact.  Just ask 'em.