Tuesday, November 15, 2016

STOP CALLING KIM JONG-UN FAT!

North Korea is asking China to quit calling Kim Jong-un fat.  He's been called Kim Fatty III, Kim Fat Fatty and Kim Abundant III.   North Korean honchos are afraid Kim Jong-un is going to take it out on them, and he's known for killing off even his closest associates and family members.  In 2014, North Korean diplomats demanded a London barber remove a poster from his window that featured a picture of Kim's odd coiffure with the slogan "Having a bad hair day?"  

Obviously, he's not happy with himself for being fat, or the name calling wouldn't bother him.  He'd never make it as a leader in this country.  I mean, Donald Trump doesn't seem to mind it if people mock his dyed-orange mop. 

China had better watch out.  Kim Jong-un is likely to launch a nuclear-tipped missile in their direction at any moment.  


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