DIG THAT REBEL UP!!!

The City of Memphis has decided to dig up the remains of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest and move it out of town. “It is no longer politically correct to glorify someone who was a slave trader, someone who was a racist on public property,” said City Council member Myron Lowery.

Presumably, they'll eventually dig up the whole cemetery and bury the bones out by the local trash heap.  Then the birds can sing their happy songs, those nine poor souls who were slaughtered in Charleston will be resurrected, and everything will be hunky dory in Memphis.  Amen, brother.