PETE'S TO BLAME

Pete has a soon-to-be-out-of-business eatery called Backstreets Pub & Deli in Clemson, SC.  In his left-wing radical brilliance, he put a sign up: “NO CONCEALED WEAPONS ALLOWED. If you are such a loser that you feel a need to carry a gun with you when you go out, I do not want your business, Douchebag.”  

Pete has had to take the phone at the pub off the hook because of the growing national outrage.  He's trying to say that the only reason he put the sign up is that Clemson is a college town and college towns don't need guns.  

By the way, Pete admits to being a Democrat.